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Corporate Weapon T-Shirt
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Product Details
PowerPoint precision. Outlook warfare. Emotional detachment with a splash of espresso. The Corporate Weapon T-Shirt is for those who navigate office politics like a contact sport, sharp, strategic, and just unhinged enough to get results.
Ideal for performance reviews, calendar domination, or making interns cry (gently). Dress like the reason HR has a panic button.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Follow Your Usual Size
For the best fit, use the size charts below.
Tip: Allow for slight shrinkage after washing.
T-Shirt Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 71 cm (28") / 86.4–94 cm (18") / 39.7 cm (15⅝")
- M: 73.7 cm (29") / 96.5–104 cm (20") / 43.2 cm (17")
- L: 76.2 cm (30") / 106.7–114.3 cm (22") / 47 cm (18½")
- XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 116.8–124.5 cm (24") / 50.8 cm (20")
- 2XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 127–134.6 cm (26") / 54.6 cm (21½")
- 3XL: 83.8 cm (33") / 137.2–144.8 cm (28") / 58 cm (22¾")
Hoodie / Sweater Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 68.6 cm (27") / 50.8 cm (20") / 85 cm (33½")
- M: 71 cm (28") / 56 cm (22") / 87.6 cm (34½")
- L: 73.7 cm (29") / 61 cm (24") / 90.2 cm (35½")
- XL: 76.2 cm (30") / 66 cm (26") / 92.7 cm (36½")
- 2XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 71 cm (28") / 95.3 cm (37½")
- 3XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 76.2 cm (30") / 97.8 cm (38½")
Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Customer Reviews
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Absolutely love this product! The quality is outstanding and it exceeded my expectations. Highly recommend to anyone looking for something special.
Great purchase! Fast shipping and the item looks exactly as pictured. Very happy with my order and will definitely shop here again.
Perfect! This is exactly what I was looking for. The craftsmanship is excellent and it's clear that a lot of care went into making this.
Fantastic quality and great value for money. I've recommended this to all my friends and family. Can't wait to order more!
Impressed with the attention to detail and customer service. The product arrived quickly and was packaged beautifully. Five stars!
Best purchase I've made in a long time! The quality speaks for itself and I love how unique it is. Will be a repeat customer for sure.
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