Maximise Shareholder Value T-Shirt
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Because nothing says “team player” like sacrificing your work-life balance for a 0.03% bump in quarterly earnings. The Maximise Shareholder Value T-Shirt is cold, clinical, and ruthlessly aligned with KPI-driven despair.
Wear it to the next town hall, strategy offsite, or while deleting your lunch break from the calendar. Profit over people, but make it fashion
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Follow Your Usual Size
For the best fit, use the size charts below.
Tip: Allow for slight shrinkage after washing.
T-Shirt Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 71 cm (28") / 86.4–94 cm (18") / 39.7 cm (15⅝")
- M: 73.7 cm (29") / 96.5–104 cm (20") / 43.2 cm (17")
- L: 76.2 cm (30") / 106.7–114.3 cm (22") / 47 cm (18½")
- XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 116.8–124.5 cm (24") / 50.8 cm (20")
- 2XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 127–134.6 cm (26") / 54.6 cm (21½")
- 3XL: 83.8 cm (33") / 137.2–144.8 cm (28") / 58 cm (22¾")
Hoodie / Sweater Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 68.6 cm (27") / 50.8 cm (20") / 85 cm (33½")
- M: 71 cm (28") / 56 cm (22") / 87.6 cm (34½")
- L: 73.7 cm (29") / 61 cm (24") / 90.2 cm (35½")
- XL: 76.2 cm (30") / 66 cm (26") / 92.7 cm (36½")
- 2XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 71 cm (28") / 95.3 cm (37½")
- 3XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 76.2 cm (30") / 97.8 cm (38½")
Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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