Low Morale Club T-Shirt
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Product Details
Welcome to the club, membership includes existential dread, muted Teams calls, and the occasional cry in the office bathroom. The Low Morale Club T-Shirt is your official uniform for pretending everything’s fine while mentally drafting your resignation letter for the fifth time this week.
Soft, breathable, and ideal for toxic work environments, awkward performance reviews, or just clocking in from bed. Because if we’re going down, we’re doing it in style.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Follow Your Usual Size
For the best fit, use the size charts below.
Tip: Allow for slight shrinkage after washing.
T-Shirt Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 71 cm (28") / 86.4–94 cm (18") / 39.7 cm (15⅝")
- M: 73.7 cm (29") / 96.5–104 cm (20") / 43.2 cm (17")
- L: 76.2 cm (30") / 106.7–114.3 cm (22") / 47 cm (18½")
- XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 116.8–124.5 cm (24") / 50.8 cm (20")
- 2XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 127–134.6 cm (26") / 54.6 cm (21½")
- 3XL: 83.8 cm (33") / 137.2–144.8 cm (28") / 58 cm (22¾")
Hoodie / Sweater Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 68.6 cm (27") / 50.8 cm (20") / 85 cm (33½")
- M: 71 cm (28") / 56 cm (22") / 87.6 cm (34½")
- L: 73.7 cm (29") / 61 cm (24") / 90.2 cm (35½")
- XL: 76.2 cm (30") / 66 cm (26") / 92.7 cm (36½")
- 2XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 71 cm (28") / 95.3 cm (37½")
- 3XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 76.2 cm (30") / 97.8 cm (38½")
Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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