Corporate Chic, Morally Weak T-Shirt
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Dress like you just sold your soul for stock options, and looked good doing it. The Corporate Chic, Morally Weak T-Shirt is for the ones who climb the ladder with a smile and a suspicious lack of conscience.
Polished enough for LinkedIn, shady enough for a backdated bonus. Ideal for office politics, strategic alliances, and pretending “ethics” is a department, not a concept.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
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For the best fit, use the size charts below.
Tip: Allow for slight shrinkage after washing.
T-Shirt Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 71 cm (28") / 86.4–94 cm (18") / 39.7 cm (15⅝")
- M: 73.7 cm (29") / 96.5–104 cm (20") / 43.2 cm (17")
- L: 76.2 cm (30") / 106.7–114.3 cm (22") / 47 cm (18½")
- XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 116.8–124.5 cm (24") / 50.8 cm (20")
- 2XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 127–134.6 cm (26") / 54.6 cm (21½")
- 3XL: 83.8 cm (33") / 137.2–144.8 cm (28") / 58 cm (22¾")
Hoodie / Sweater Sizing
Length / Chest Width / Sleeve
- S: 68.6 cm (27") / 50.8 cm (20") / 85 cm (33½")
- M: 71 cm (28") / 56 cm (22") / 87.6 cm (34½")
- L: 73.7 cm (29") / 61 cm (24") / 90.2 cm (35½")
- XL: 76.2 cm (30") / 66 cm (26") / 92.7 cm (36½")
- 2XL: 78.7 cm (31") / 71 cm (28") / 95.3 cm (37½")
- 3XL: 81.3 cm (32") / 76.2 cm (30") / 97.8 cm (38½")
Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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